13. Despite advances in science, no one has figured out how to diagnose a dirty diaper besides sniffing at it or peeking in it. When you're in public, learn to do this discreetly.
I could decipher when Rocco is pooping because his face turns red, he becomes sweaty, and I could hear him saying 'uuuuu-oooh' with conviction, with matching close fists pa!
Read on and have a good laugh. Parenthood is a fun journey. I'm quite enjoying this amazing ride!